February 2012
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Everybody pants now.
Feb 11th
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Feb 10th
53 notes
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Feb 10th
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Lana del Rey was pretty fucking great.
Video Games sounded amazing. And it was especially entertaining because some dick in front of me kept acting out the lyrics. It was ridiculous. I kept laughing at him, especially his “big arms” gesture. It was like background music to a separate show. But other than that it was good. Without You was really good too. I hope that chick next to me posts the video she took so you all can...
Feb 10th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
244 notes
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Vegas for Spring Break?
I’m thinking yes. 
Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Should I go see Lana del Rey on Thursday?
I think so. 
Feb 7th
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I was supposed to start a medication regimen that...
Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
1,302 notes
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Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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The people above me are having a party.
Someone needs to come up here and get drunk with me. The bar next to my school has $3 drinks. Seriously.
Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
61 notes
Roommate gripes.
Ok, I haven’t complained about anything since I moved in, and that’s because there’s been little to complain about. But, there are a few things: When one of them spits after brushing his teeth he makes this sick gagging sound as if to rid everything from his throat. It’s really gross. My other roommate leaves the stove on. Either he forgets to turn it off, or he puts a...
Feb 3rd
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paidmewellinmemories replied to your post: secondhandfuck replied to your post: There’s a… we don’t live far apart at all!  I’m actually from Fontana, but that’s still really close. aphe1ion replied to your post: secondhandfuck replied to your post: There’s a… I want to go too. I can’t even go until May when I move back. Gah. I need to get drunk and eat French toast.
Feb 1st
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secondhandfuck replied to your post: There’s a Denny’s near my home in SoCal that serves alcohol. WHAT. aphe1ion replied to your post: There’s a Denny’s near my home in SoCal that serves alcohol. where do you live near? That’s what I said. It’s in Ontario off the 10 and Vineyard. I need to go there.
Feb 1st
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There's a Denny's near my home in SoCal that...
This changes everything.
Feb 1st
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There's just something about the smell of...
Feb 1st
January 2012
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I need gin; lots and lots of gin.
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 27th
276 notes
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Jan 25th
1,372 notes
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Contemporary Sociological Theory is freaking me...
I just got the syllabus. This is some fucking bullshit. 
Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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I just found an article on the sociology of...
I should write my thesis on this topic. Oh and it’s called Fecal Matters.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Lana Del Rey is going to be in San Francisco doing...
Anyone want to go with me?
Jan 18th
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So I just discovered Lana Del Rey
omg yes.
Jan 18th
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Regarding my car accident back in November.
Me: And this is how fucked up I am.
Her: How fucked up are you?
Me: I was more pissed off and annoyed by the fact that my car was gone forever and I would never find another one like it, and that I was going to have to deal with the inconveniences of the insurance company than I was grateful that I wasn't seriously injured or killed.
Her: That is pretty fucked up.
Me: I know. I'm basically ungrateful to be alive or without serious injury. I value my car more than my own health. But of course it's socially unacceptable for me to say that. So I just agreed when people told me I was lucky I wasn't injured more. Bitch, I would have been lucky to not have been in the accident at all. Or at the very least keep my car.
Her: Well you are lucky.
Me: ...
Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
213 notes
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WatchWatch
Jan 14th
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Jan 12th
13,751 notes
Jan 12th
15 notes
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Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
403 notes
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Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
113 notes
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Why did I have that shot of 151?
Pourquoi?
Jan 8th
tumblr user: apples are delicious
another tumblr user: wow um who are you to say whether or not apples are delicious?? that's totally subjective you should've said "*I* think apples are delicious" and even then fuck you how do you think that makes oranges and pears feel? there are all types of different fruit and they're all delicious in their own way and don't need to be judged by assholes like you
another tumblr user: ^^^ This.
another tumblr user: *glee gif*
Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
494 notes
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Jan 6th
I wish I wasn't leaving on Sunday.
Jan 4th
CRACKED.com: 43 Simple Ways To Simplify Your Life →
comedynerdsunited: merlin: Remove your doors Eat half of each pet Sit on a big, thick book Something something keyring holder Paint clocks cheery pink Wear discarded food Makebelieve girlfriend chair Sleep in liquor cabinet Embrace hug love hug meow meow Small room… Thank you for this.
Jan 3rd
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Simply put, I can't.
And it’s fucking killing me.
Jan 3rd
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They're still glowing.
Ha.
Jan 2nd
What year is it?
Jan 1st