January 2012
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These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
Oh god. The sad part is I actually know people who are legitimately this “patriotic.”
omg. the last...
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Contemporary Sociological Theory is freaking me...
I just got the syllabus. This is some fucking bullshit.
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I just found an article on the sociology of...
I should write my thesis on this topic. Oh and it’s called Fecal Matters.
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Lana Del Rey is going to be in San Francisco doing...
Anyone want to go with me?
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So I just discovered Lana Del Rey
omg yes.
Regarding my car accident back in November.
Me: And this is how fucked up I am.
Her: How fucked up are you?
Me: I was more pissed off and annoyed by the fact that my car was gone forever and I would never find another one like it, and that I was going to have to deal with the inconveniences of the insurance company than I was grateful that I wasn't seriously injured or killed.
Her: That is pretty fucked up.
Me: I know. I'm basically ungrateful to be alive or without serious injury. I value my car more than my own health. But of course it's socially unacceptable for me to say that. So I just agreed when people told me I was lucky I wasn't injured more. Bitch, I would have been lucky to not have been in the accident at all. Or at the very least keep my car.
Her: Well you are lucky.
Me: ...
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Why did I have that shot of 151?
Pourquoi?
tumblr user: apples are delicious
another tumblr user: wow um who are you to say whether or not apples are delicious?? that's totally subjective you should've said "*I* think apples are delicious" and even then fuck you how do you think that makes oranges and pears feel? there are all types of different fruit and they're all delicious in their own way and don't need to be judged by assholes like you
another tumblr user: ^^^ This.
another tumblr user: *glee gif*
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I wish I wasn't leaving on Sunday.
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merlin:
Remove your doors
Eat half of each pet
Sit on a big, thick book
Something something keyring holder
Paint clocks cheery pink
Wear discarded food
Makebelieve girlfriend chair
Sleep in liquor cabinet
Embrace hug love hug meow meow
Small room…
Thank you for this.
Simply put, I can't.
And it’s fucking killing me.
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They're still glowing.
Ha.
What year is it?
December 2011
I need something to do for new year's eve.
Anyone?
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When you're the only one at the table who doesn't...
What do you mean “alcoholic”?
6 gin and tonics.
It’s good to be back home.
Let's watch some hard sci fi.
Also, my dog was so happy to see me. :D
Back in SoCal.
Flight landed a while ago at LAX. Can’t wait to go home tonight. I get to sleep in my bed and see my pets.
Boarding pass is printed, taxi is booked and bags...
I’m going home for 3 weeks. My flight leaves tomorrow morning. How I’ve missed Southern California; everything I like is there.
It's over.
My professor brought in the best champagne I have ever had in my life.
Classmate and I went out for celebratory dinner and drinks.
Flames, the restaurant we went to, has the best happy hours (yes, plural) ever; 3-6 and 9-close Monday-Sunday.
Saturday I plan on driving down to the winery where the champagne is made and buying two bottles. Seriously, it’s so good and only available there.
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I am mutha fuckin' done with Semester 1 of...
All I have to do tomorrow is turn in my paper and sit through some presentations. Anyone want to get shitfaced with me afterward?
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This time next week I'll be back in Southern...
I get to see my animals. :D
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