February 2012
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Everybody pants now.
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Lana del Rey was pretty fucking great.
Video Games sounded amazing. And it was especially entertaining because some dick in front of me kept acting out the lyrics. It was ridiculous. I kept laughing at him, especially his “big arms” gesture. It was like background music to a separate show. But other than that it was good. Without You was really good too. I hope that chick next to me posts the video she took so you all can...
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Vegas for Spring Break?
I’m thinking yes.
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Should I go see Lana del Rey on Thursday?
I think so.
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I was supposed to start a medication regimen that...
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The people above me are having a party.
Someone needs to come up here and get drunk with me. The bar next to my school has $3 drinks. Seriously.
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Roommate gripes.
Ok, I haven’t complained about anything since I moved in, and that’s because there’s been little to complain about. But, there are a few things:
When one of them spits after brushing his teeth he makes this sick gagging sound as if to rid everything from his throat. It’s really gross.
My other roommate leaves the stove on. Either he forgets to turn it off, or he puts a...
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paidmewellinmemories replied to your post: secondhandfuck replied to your post: There’s a…
we don’t live far apart at all!
I’m actually from Fontana, but that’s still really close.
aphe1ion replied to your post: secondhandfuck replied to your post: There’s a…
I want to go too.
I can’t even go until May when I move back. Gah. I need to get drunk and eat French toast.
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secondhandfuck replied to your post: There’s a Denny’s near my home in SoCal that serves alcohol.
WHAT.
aphe1ion replied to your post: There’s a Denny’s near my home in SoCal that serves alcohol.
where do you live near?
That’s what I said. It’s in Ontario off the 10 and Vineyard. I need to go there.
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There's a Denny's near my home in SoCal that...
This changes everything.
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There's just something about the smell of...
January 2012
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I need gin; lots and lots of gin.
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Contemporary Sociological Theory is freaking me...
I just got the syllabus. This is some fucking bullshit.
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I just found an article on the sociology of...
I should write my thesis on this topic. Oh and it’s called Fecal Matters.
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Lana Del Rey is going to be in San Francisco doing...
Anyone want to go with me?
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So I just discovered Lana Del Rey
omg yes.
Regarding my car accident back in November.
Me: And this is how fucked up I am.
Her: How fucked up are you?
Me: I was more pissed off and annoyed by the fact that my car was gone forever and I would never find another one like it, and that I was going to have to deal with the inconveniences of the insurance company than I was grateful that I wasn't seriously injured or killed.
Her: That is pretty fucked up.
Me: I know. I'm basically ungrateful to be alive or without serious injury. I value my car more than my own health. But of course it's socially unacceptable for me to say that. So I just agreed when people told me I was lucky I wasn't injured more. Bitch, I would have been lucky to not have been in the accident at all. Or at the very least keep my car.
Her: Well you are lucky.
Me: ...
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Why did I have that shot of 151?
Pourquoi?
tumblr user: apples are delicious
another tumblr user: wow um who are you to say whether or not apples are delicious?? that's totally subjective you should've said "*I* think apples are delicious" and even then fuck you how do you think that makes oranges and pears feel? there are all types of different fruit and they're all delicious in their own way and don't need to be judged by assholes like you
another tumblr user: ^^^ This.
another tumblr user: *glee gif*
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I wish I wasn't leaving on Sunday.
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Thank you for this.
Simply put, I can't.
And it’s fucking killing me.
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They're still glowing.
Ha.
What year is it?