February 2011
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Feb 1st
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January 2011
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WatchWatch
Sorry the sound sucks. But damn was that funny. “OH MY GOD!”
Jan 31st
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Vegas: "YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!"
These 4 words accurately summarize my weekend. It started when we got to the hotel room. It was already 1 in the morning by the time we were all ready. All of us that is except for one. She didn’t have a valid ID (it expired 8 months ago), she didn’t have any money (at all) and she didn’t even have an appropriate nightlife outfit. Yeah, I know. Since it was so “late”...
Jan 31st
Jan 31st
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9 Cats in Inappropriate Places →
funnyordie: Out-of-place cats are out of place.
Jan 29th
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I've never understood the appeal of flipping off...
Am I missing something?
Jan 28th
Jan 28th
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I wish I had a thimble.
Or a sewing machine and the ability to use one.
Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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I need to learn how to sew.
Someone teach me.
Jan 27th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-23) →
Huski (45) No Doubt (19) Metric (16) My Ruin (12) theSTART (9) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jan 27th
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I've always disliked curious George but could...
At first I thought it was because he was a monkey. I don’t like monkeys. But that alone wasn’t enough to dislike this particular monkey so much. Then last night while watching Daria I realized why. It was what Kevin said about him. Curious George, whenever he got in trouble, was always excused and held unaccountable for his actions. This motif of life without consequences is from where...
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Hipster | Cracked.com →
“I don’t and wish I was more mysterious.”
Jan 23rd
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Currently reading my social psychology textbook.
I remember so much. This pleases me.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
Jan 23rd
And what it all comes down to is that I haven't...
Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Picking outfits for Vegas.
My life is so hard.
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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If It Were My Home
badhabitus: If It Were My Home compares living conditions in one country with that of another and is quite useful for illustrating basic differences in standards of living. While gaging quality of life is no doubt more complicated than all of this, it serves as a good general overview of the way in which nations differ.
Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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The best part of a toaster strudel is putting...
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
Tamales
My grandma found 8 bags of them in the freezer. You better believe we drove over here.
Jan 18th
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Me: You'll be happy to know I didn't throw up last night.
Jesse: Wow a new record, 1 night.
Jan 16th
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Mom: Where are you going?
Me: To my friend's house. It's his birthday.
Mom: Which one?
Me: The one who lives by fresh and easy.
Mom: ...
Me: Yeah, so I may or may not come home tonight.
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Am I shooting blanks?
puddingspace: Are my testicles an empty tank? Is it all a ruse, When I go… kerkluge?
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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