When you’re the only one at the table who doesn’t think a drink is strong.
What do you mean “alcoholic”?
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So I’m pretty sure this guy thought I was trying to expose myself to him in the bathroom.
I was really drunk and trying to pee. I swear I wasn’t.
So I’m having people over tonight
I apologize in advance for any drunk posts.
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I love happy hour.
5 drinks and an appetizer for $30 including tip. Long island is where I belong and Tom Collins is with whom I belong.
Cheers
To a drunken night of karaoke filled with 90’s songs. Because isn’t it ironic? Don’t cha think?