GPOYW: My flight leaves in less than an hour edition. Also, look at how much of a tool I am; I’m on my laptop at the airport. I have mutha fuckin’ arrived bitches. Yay for SoCal.
GPOYW: Andy and I have the same shirt edition.
GPOYW: Happy Friday! edition.
I am fine. Just as I finished merging into the center lane from the right, the other guy started to merge and would have hit me if I didn’t swerve out of the way. I saw him at the very last second, swerved too hard, hit the right barrier, ricocheted to the left, and hit him on his right rear bumper. I hit my face on the steering wheel. My nose is not broken, and the only other visible injury is the minor scratch on my forehead. My arms are sore and the doctor said my neck and shoulders would be sore tomorrow too. I declined medical assistance since I’m uninsured, and was lucky enough to get to the on campus health center 6 minutes before they closed. My car was totaled and I won’t be going home for Thanksgiving. I was shaken up a bit, but now I’m mostly pissed and annoyed that I am without my car especially since I just filled up yesterday. There goes $50.